Crazy Things People Say
Music & Lyrics by Dallas Doctor
©2010 Wild Moose Music (BMI)


(I):
You introduce the lady – You say she’s your queen
You should be embarrassed – Who made you the king?
You tell me your religion puts the man at the head
Put down those scriptures – Do some thinkin’ instead
I shake my head and turn away in dismay
When I hear the kinds of Crazy Things People Say!

(Chorus):
You shunt’a spoken!
Man, you’re broken!
What’s that shit you’re smokin’?
(Ha!) You must be jokin’!
I shake my head and turn away in dismay
When I hear the kinds of Crazy Things People Say!

(II):
“Everything happens for a reason!” – You imply:
There’s a magic-master-plan with a scoreboard in the sky
You got your angels, your demons, your devils, and such
What are you so afraid of that you need such a crutch?
I shake my head and turn away in dismay
When I hear the kinds of Crazy Things People Say! -- (Chorus):

(Bridge):
Am I supposed to pretend - you’re not completely inane?
Am I supposed to pretend - what you’re sayin’ is sane?
Am I supposed to pretend - you’re not stupid and scarred?
Don’t wanna disrespect you, but you’re makin’ it hard!

(III):
Thirty-seven go down – Only two come up alive
Praisin’ god – who liked ‘em better than the other thirty-five
You say it’s a miracle, but Baby, you’re weak
The miracle would be if you could think before you speak!
I shake my head and turn away in dismay
When I hear the kinds of Crazy Things People Say!
(Chorus):