Do You Believe In Magic?
Music & Lyrics by Dallas Doctor
©2010 Wild Moose Music (BMI)


(I):
Joseph Smith put horses in America
Two-thousand years too soon, I wonder why
Claimed he translated ancient scrolls
But his story’s full of holes
Because when scholars found the scrolls it all turned out to be a lie
I wouldn’t make this up – I’m tryin to be polite
But he claimed “Indians” are Jews cursed by god to not be white
And fourteen-million Mormon folks
Still haven’t figured out the hoax
When you refuse to reason, there’s no reason to be right.

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Do You Believe In Magic?
It breaks up families, blows up buildings, and it’s tragic!
You should’a learned by now that magic’s illusion
You are the problem – not the solution
Think it through
Or shame on you
Do You Believe In Magic?

(II):
L. Ron Hubbard said that Xenu was in charge of the stars
So he brought aliens by the billions to this planet of ours
He stacked ‘em in volcanoes
Set a bomb and let go
Now they’ll cure you of the Thetans for a-thousand-bucks-a-throw.
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(Bridge):
I’m not pickin’ on the Mormons, or the Muslims
Or the Catholics, Scientologists, or Jews
If you believe a magic spell
Or in miracles, or Hell
It doesn’t really matter which crazy name you choose …
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(III)
If you think I shouldn’t care – just let you run around like fools
While you’re poisoning our politics and neighborhoods and schools
There’s a fundamental evil at the heart of your foundation
When you make somebody else responsible for your salvation
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